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Tag Archives: rageatparkingrangers

  • How to get out of a traffic ticket...

    Posted on April 24, 2012 by Zookal Team

    Parking/traffic  tickets suck. And if we knew a sure way to get out of them we would. If like us, you too are on the lookout for a good excuse just check out this story from the US...

    Physicist Dmitri Krioukov, from University of California, recently challenged a traffic ticket for failing to sufficiently stop at a stop sign with a bit of good old maths. Simple? No. But believable – yes. The equation he used (pictured above) will easily make sense to some. To others, like myself, it requires a little extra explanation. So here it goes... Krioukov explained the officer was mistaken, having confused his car’s real space-time trajectory.

    Trajector-what?!

    Ultimately Krioukov’s car, because of its length, seemed in the officer’s view as though it hadn’t sufficiently stopped at the stop sign. Meaning, the officer’s perception of reality did not adequately reflect what was reality.

    Next time you’re faced with a ticket just explain to the officer the ‘significance of space-time trajectory’. They’ll be so confused they’ll have to believe you!

     


    This post was posted in Random/Funny and was tagged with rageatparkingrangers, university of california, physics, maths, practical, Dmitri Krioukov, parking, ticket, fines

  • Parking Rangers

    Posted on December 7, 2011 by Manny

    By Nichole Donovan (on behalf of the world)

    The tax man was once the most hated man on the Earth. Today, I would argue, his shoes have been filled by the parking man, aka “the ranger”. And yes, I have deliberately placed his title in bunny ears as I do believe his status on this planet begs a fair deal of questioning. So here it goes...

     

    Today, while working away at Zookal HQ it once again came time to move my car. Happy to do so I skipped downstairs, keys in hand. I was HORRIFIED, when I hopped into my car, to find a big yellow envelope flapping in the wind. Knowing this could only be the work of the much-hated parking ranger I raced back to the office to share my grief.

     

    Eighty-eight dollars$$$$ I was fined for, get this.. my alleged “offence” between 12.40p.m and 12.40p.m... Even thoughhhhh...... I’d clearly paid for the right to park in that spot between 12.17p.m and 1.17p.m. ArrrrrggGGHhhhh!!!!!!!!

     

    Funny enough, only this morning, I’d mentioned my hatred for parking rangers to a friend. To which she replied.. “they’re like police.. but not”. And to this, I said... “EXACTLY... except for the fact they’re not doing any good”.

     

    I mean seriously, when has a parked car ever done anybody any harm?? .. really??Sometimes I even just think to myself, imagine if you were related to a parking ranger???.. Now there’s a scary thought!

     

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